Blinded by the light, indeed. Turn off your brights when you're driving behind me on the interstate, weirdo!

Two months and one day before my wedding and I just got some great news. The company I was going to use for food, alcohol, tables, chairs, etc. Is no more. Back to the drawing board it seems. So much for getting invitations out this week. If only I were rich and could afford a wedding planner or didn't work and actually had time to do all this! AAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!! Ok. I'm better now. Thanks for listening.

Monday _______ brings/makes/means Tuesday _______.

I just dropped Kevin's shirts off at the cleaners and am on my way to work. P.S. If anyone sees a woman with long, blonde hair, wearing a purple Favre jersey, about to jump off anything high, please stop her. That is my mother and I know she is not happy today.

Is it just me or is Peyton actually starting to become an attractive man? I'm on hour two of the NFL Network this morning, er, afternoon.

I just heard on the news that 40 is way backed up because the flyover is shut down from a tanker wreck. Which way should I go to work? I was late yesterday because of a wreck in that area. These people need to get it together!

1 hour of Rock Band at Poplar Lounge tonight and I'm ready for another karaoke night! And yes, we won trivia. Duh! Go Shelly, Caitlin and Robin (and me)!

Only at Pete & Sam's... Thank God that priest was there!

Anyone have a travel agency recommendation?

If I could kick a printer driver's butt I would. This little guy is making me mad!

Slappa da baas.

My T-Uggs have been delayed. No! It will be warm by the time I get them. Ok, not really. But I want them now!!!

Simon's leaving Idol after this year. Awww.

According to Drake and Zeke, today is National Clean Off Your Desk Day. Clean off all of those unused icons on your pc's desktop too.

I didn't put her in that position.

Can't. Open. Eyes.

I actually get to go straight home after work tonight. Yay! Burritos for dinner tonight???

What a crock! This "snow" is lame.

Only four weeks left. It's almost LOST time!!!!!!!!

Wind chill here in Memphis is 2?! I don't think I've ever seen it that low here!