More time needs to be spent in drivers ed on the rules of merging when highways have been reduced to one lane.

What is burning downtown? It smells like a dirty, wet fireplace.

I woke up early (for a Saturday) and now I'm stretched out on the couch watching Driving Miss Daisy. I feel a nap creeping up.

is sitting in the parking lot that is I-40E. Boo!

From my angle, it looks like the pyramid is on fire. I can't tell what it really is though.

is munching on some Lucky Charms. Yummy!

I'm so ready to get home and get on the couch. I'm exhausted!!!

Thank you World Cup. I'm guessing you're the reason why we aren't getting many calls right now.

A little to hot for me. Anyone have a timeshare on Hoth that I can use?

Lena Mac just shared some Lotus cookies with me! They are going from the bag, to a dunk in my coffee, to my tummy! Sooooo good!

Soooooo...the first tomatoes were ready for picking. I went outside to pick them and guess what?! Only green tomatoes were there! I guess the puppies enjoyed the red ones instead! :(

I hate when I eat Tums and I feel like they all stick in my teeth.

The mean lady on the speaker made me leave Randi Lynn and Ele Layne. But I do get to go home to air!!!

just woke up from a nap. Yawn. Stretch.

Please learn what a network cable is, people... And no, it's not the same thing as a power cable!

The end of the world may be nearer than we thought... FarmVille will soon be available for the iPhone.

Ugh! I'm sweating already!

And NOW I'm on my way to the store. Finally!

Must. Go. To. Grocery. Store.

I just saw three men in a Two Men and a Truck truck. Hmmm.

And there's dead celebrity number three. The rule of three holds true. :(

I thought that I was running late, but the guy next to me in the parking garage was putting on his tie...

Please rain before I get to work. My car needs a bath!